The Buzz from Deja Vu Albany...: 2012

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Holiday Hours

Extended Holiday Hours:

Mon. Dec. 17: 9:30am - 10pm

Tues. Dec. 18 thru Sat. Dec. 22:

9am - 10pm

*Sat. Dec. 22: Drawing for Raffle!*

Sun. Dec. 23: 10am - 7pm

Mon. Dec. 24: 9am - 6pm

WIN RAFFLE!!!

WIN RAFFLE!!!

Locally Blown Glass Water Pipe

with Downstem Perc. and 2 slides

Drawing for Winner

on Saturday, Dec. 22!!!

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$1 for 2 tickets

$2 for 5 tickets

$5 for 15 tickets

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145 Wolf Road Shopper's Park, Albany, NY 12205

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Fanta Leaf

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145 Wolf Road Shopper's Park, Albany NY 12205

Friday, November 30, 2012

13 Glass

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Sunday, September 16, 2012

DejaVu is Hiring!

We are
HIRING

Looking for open-minded, mature adults!!

21 years and older

Must have at least 2 years of Retail Experience.

We are looking for

committed full-time employees

to join our team.

Please apply in person @

Deja Vu

145 Wolf Rd. Shoppers Park

Albany, NY 12205

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."

The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment f
or future generations."

The woman said:
She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were truely recycled.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags.

But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smartass young person.

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey

Get your Fifty Shades of Grey books, toys and accessories @ Deja Vu!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Elite Book Club

“If our book club picks Fifty Shades of Grey,

we’ll be labeled kinky suburban housewives….

I can live with that.”

Get your Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, toys, and accessories @ Deja Vu!

Looking for Help

We are
HIRING

Looking for open-minded, mature adults!!

21 years and older

To Train for an

Assistant Manager position.

Must have at least 2 years of Retail Experience.

Please apply in person @

Deja Vu

145 Wolf Rd. Shoppers Park

Albany, NY 12205

Monday, August 27, 2012

New Dead and Phish Hoodies

Here's a peek at some of the great

Grateful Dead and

Phish Hoodies

that just came in:

Come into Deja Vu to see them all!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Coexist

Friday, August 24, 2012

Deja Vu is HIRING!!

We are
HIRING

Looking for open-minded, mature adults!!

21 years and older

To Train for an

Assistant Manager position.

Must have at least 2 years of Retail Experience.

Please apply in person @

Deja Vu

145 Wolf Rd. Shoppers Park

Albany, NY 12205

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Itza Glass @ Deja VU

ITZA GLASS at Deja Vu

Many Itza styles in stock NOW!

(Or special order the style you desire most.)

Check out this link for more Itza pictures and an interview with Joe from Itza Glass.

http://forum.grasscity.com/toking-tools-q/852518-interview-itza-glass-diffusion-say-what-*bonus-pics-pure-eye-candy-*.html

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Hiring kind, intelligent, experienced people.

We are

HIRING!!

Looking for Mature Adults, 21 years and older,

To Train for an

Assistant Manager position.

Must have at least 2 years of Retail Experience.

Please apply in person @

Deja Vu

145 Wolf Rd. Shoppers Park

Albany, NY 12205

Fifty Shade of Grey

Get all your "Fifty Shades of Grey" needs

@ Deja Vu!

The Buzz from Deja Vu Albany: Great Job Opportunity

The Buzz from Deja Vu Albany: Great Job Opportunity: We are HIRING!! Looking for Mature Adults, 21 years and older, To Train for an Assistant Manager position. Must have a...

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Great Job Opportunity

We are

HIRING!!

Looking for Mature Adults, 21 years and older,

To Train for an

Assistant Manager position.

Must have at least 2 years of Retail Experience.

Please apply in person @

Deja Vu

145 Wolf Rd. Shoppers Park

Albany, NY 12205

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Dating rules we learn from tetris

Geek Therapy

Dating Rules We Learn From Playing Tetris!

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-04-18/13-dating-rules-we-learned-from-playing-tetris/

Friday, May 4, 2012

It's Masturbation May!!

5 Ways To Celebrate Masturbation May...

http://blogs.laweekly.com/afterdark/2012/05/5_ways_to_celebrate_masturbati.php

Plus SAVE with Sales at Deja Vu!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Which Vibrator is right for you?

Not sure which Vibrator is right for you?

Check out this handy flowchart...

http://ht.ly/ablbP?ref=nf

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Hiring Experienced Mature Adults

We are

HIRING!!

Looking for Mature Adults, 21 years and older,

To Train for an

Assistant Manager position.

Must have at least 2 years of Retail Experience.

Please apply in person @

Deja Vu

145 Wolf Rd. Shoppers Park

Albany, NY 12205

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Happy 4/20 Sale!!

Deja Vu's 4-20 Sale!!

SAVE BIG

- FREE pack of E-Z Wider Rolling Papers with Any $15 purchase

- Buy 1 Pipe, Get 1 40% off

- 50% off a lighter with any purchase

(excludes Zippo lighters)

Plus Many More Savings In Store!

5 things women are doing wrong in bed...

Help is Here:

5 things women are doing wrong in bed

http://www.mydailymoment.com/diet_and_fitness/mindabody/5_things_wrecking_your_sex_life.php?page=1

The Demise of the Blowjob, Say It Ain't So...

The Demise of the Blowjob

(Say it isn't so!)

http://www.esquire.com/women/sex/death-of-the-blowjob-0412?src=soc_fcbk

Saturday, April 7, 2012

What do you call 50 hippies sky diving at the same time?

Acid Rain.

Heaven

So this guy died and went to heaven where He Met the Arch Angel St. Peter who took him on a tour of heaven. They came to a huge mansion that overlooked a nice hill. The mansion was trimmed with gold and silver. St. Pete says, "That is where Elvis stays in heaven." Continuing furthur in to heaven they come upon an even bigger mansion trimmed with jewels and gold and silver. It sat upon an even higher hill. "Wow, who lives there?" asked the dude. St. Peter said, this is where John Lennon lives. Then they came upon the grandest of homes of all. It was trimmed with gold & silver and gems of all kinds. On the front entrance stood a Steal Your Face. There was Grateful Dead music playing inside and smoke coming out the door. The dude turns to St. Peter and asks, "So why does Garcia get to live in the best place in all of heaven?" St. Peter turns to the dude and says, "That's NOT Garcia's home.... this home belongs to GOD!