Saturday, April 7, 2012

What do you call 50 hippies sky diving at the same time?

What do you call 50 hippies sky diving at the same time?

Acid Rain.

Heaven

So this guy died and went to heaven where He Met the Arch Angel St. Peter who took him on a tour of heaven. They came to a huge mansion that overlooked a nice hill. The mansion was trimmed with gold and silver. St. Pete says, "That is where Elvis stays in heaven." Continuing furthur in to heaven they come upon an even bigger mansion trimmed with jewels and gold and silver. It sat upon an even higher hill. "Wow, who lives there?" asked the dude. St. Peter said, this is where John Lennon lives. Then they came upon the grandest of homes of all. It was trimmed with gold & silver and gems of all kinds. On the front entrance stood a Steal Your Face. There was Grateful Dead music playing inside and smoke coming out the door. The dude turns to St. Peter and asks, "So why does Garcia get to live in the best place in all of heaven?" St. Peter turns to the dude and says, "That's NOT Garcia's home.... this home belongs to GOD!

Thursday, April 5, 2012

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